What, Jesse McCree? That is a terrible name for a cowboy.
Exterior. Dawn. Two men stare at each other down the main thoroughfare. He squints, six guns at the ready. "Hell, it's high noon somewhere in the world." Not bad, huh? Wrote it myself!
Interior. Whiskey Jack Saloon. He taps the shoulder of the man at the bar. "I got a gun with your name on it. Six of them."
Fourth Bank of the West. I swear that's where financing for my next picture is coming from, ah?
County Jail! My hairdresser should be in there. He oughta be locked up for how much he charges.
"You can't give a guy six guns! How is he supposed to hold them?" Uh, six arms! You should've seen the look on that guy's face.
Stage 9
Aliens, rocket ships, and a human with a gun. The audiences never change, God bless them.
Our art guy spent a month on those aliens! Kinda wish we used them for something.
Quotes marked "datamined" might not exist in-game, and may be outdated. Do not take them as representative of the game in its current or future states.
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Quote
Audio
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Do you know who I am? I'm HAL-Fred Glitchbot!
Hello, 911? What do you mean this isn't an emergency? I'm a famous person in an emergency. It's like double jeopardy!
Oh, someone forgot to refill my champagne bucket. Hey would you go in there and see if any of those bottles have whiskey in them?
Genius. Pure genius.
Get out of my way. Big Hollywood director coming through.
I swear if we don't make it, you're all fired!
You are all fired!
I can see the headlines now: Prominent omnic film director found dead in own limo. Cause of death: gross incompetence.
You freaks could be in this movie. What? No, I won't pay you! *scoffs* Are you kidding me?
Where in central casting did they find you?
This is why I hate working with humans.
Would you look at this guy! You know what, I'm seeing a title: World of the Four-Eyed Apes. *squeal*
No! Cut, cut, cut!
You're ruining my shot!
You could be a star, kid.
You ever think about acting? No? Eh, don't worry, none of my actors do.
I could make you a star!
Watch the scenery! I have a lot invested in it! *laughs* No, not really.
Uh, do you usually dress like that or did you just rob my wardrobe department?
I've seen period dramas that moved faster than this.
I've seen second act plot complications less bumpy than this ride!
I can see the reviews: A visionary director the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Ed Wood.
Look, if you see that Kaplan kid, tell him to stop joyriding in my golf cart! Because I know it was him!
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Play of the Game!
Roll credits!
Roll film!
Smile for the camera.
Hey, the end's in sight!
Took you long enough!
Hey, watch the cameras.
What? ...What?! I don't know! Call my assistant.
You have 30 seconds to get me to my trailer or you're all fired.
Let's make this look good for the evening news.
I think I've seen you standing on Hollywood boulevard taking pictures with tourists.
*gasp* Don't let this go to waste! Get the cameras rolling!
