Junkrat: Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do. What was do you think was it that got us the boot? Stealing the queen’s cash? Blowing up her summer shack? The beat down at the bar? Whatever it was, you really ticked of the big boss this time. I don't think they're gonna let us back in.
Junkrat: Welp, there's two things that solve every problem. Money, and explosives. I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
(musical lyrics) Junkrat: pig up pig daaa, pig a dab du booo! Gotta get money, gotta get bombs, gotta get hoooome, to JUNKERTOOOOOWN!
Junkrat: aahh. I can’t wait to see the look on the Queens face, when she sees exactly who double crossed her! (Evil laugh)
Junkrat: So, we're gonna over the plan one more time, so you don’t screw it all up!! (...) Alright. First, we light the fuse! Then we put on our inconspicuous disguises and sneak into town. After that, we get our glorious blinged out boom trolley right up to the bosses place! Reveal our ingenious deception, and BOOOM! They'll never see it coming! HAhahahhahuuuuuu..
Junkrat: Oh, right! We need an escape plan. Aha, take two. Light the fuse, inconspicuous front door, sneaking through town, reveal our deception, THEN, run like hell and boooooom! It's fool proof!Coughs). Riiiight! The gold! No point in blowing it up. Sooooo, (takes long breath) fusing, inconspicuous, trolley, front door, reveal and GRAB THE GOLD! Then, boom?
Junkrat: Whatever you do, don’t blow it; inconspicuous..
Guard: (Coughs) Who is it?
Junkrat: JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG!! MMFH!
Guard: Oi, hit the road mate!
Roadhog: Ugh... Idiot.
Junkrat: It's Junkertoooooooown!
Junkrat: Daa, dadadaaaa, dada daaaaaa! Ugh, oof!